Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Hey people, this is the attention-seeking Maria aka Raccoon. Go read my utterly lame post on www.dumbanddumberer.blogspot.com. Just for fun, ya know? The other's are better. Read those.

Maria

Duh

PS. Yes, I know I spelled sadistic wrongly!

PPS. Other's as in other people's posts.


express yourself {6:31 PM}


Friday, November 03, 2006
hey 1d! it kinda dawned on me today that i loooooooved 1d sooooooo much. I was so nervous to find out which class i was in next year then i saw the list, i dunno then i was just like noooooooooooo i want 1d back! but it's alright the new class of 2e'07 is kinda comforting me now so yeah! 2E-EWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i knew i was never really a participating person in the class, but i love you all so much! and it'll be cool ya know!

2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e 2e


Pei Ru


express yourself {10:12 PM}


1D!!! IM GONNA MISS U ALL MAN. *sOBS*
i know u all are going to miss me too! =) AND MY SCOLDINGS. lol

arghh IM GOING 2E!! THATS FREAKING.. ARGHHHHHHHHH!!
im like going to some nerd class. which fyi, SUX. AND THERE ARE 5 FREAKING PREFECTS. oh wait 4!

HEY SHANNEN, EVELYN, PEI RU, SHERYLL, RACHEL! thats all i haf in my class =( boo hoo hoo hoo. I WANT MORE 1D PPL!

now i know what they mean by the " JANELLS FAMOUS PROVERBS : TAI CONG MING YE BU SHI HAO! [ too smart doesnt mean good ] "

WAHHHH but then again, i think all the other classes sux too. ahhahah. WHY DID THEY SPLIT 1D!!

cos we were noisy -_-. LOL

ill extract smth from rachels blog.

at the start of the yr, we got an award for being the MOST EXPRESSIVE. everyone was like " errrr right " cos we really couldnt be bothered.
but after 1ds warmth and blah blah blaH,

WE BECAME THE MOST TALKATIVE! ok thats not exactly a good thing cos the stupid chairman always get scolded.

arnt u all sad *sobs* SO THATS WHY U SHOULD GO CLASS PARTY! TRY UR BEST!.
hai im still sad im separated from 1d and grace *sobs more*. ok la. haf fun 1d peeps next yr!


express yourself {3:37 PM}


Thursday, November 02, 2006
DETAILS TO THE CHALET. NO EXACT NAME THOUGH.

Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
u know u drive in to pasir ris park
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
the playground on ur right, right?
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
on the left got a role of bungalows
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
those bungalows are the chalets
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
one of them will be the one we're staying in
Alle Männer sind Schwein - all men are swine thechosenone47.livejournal.com says:
kay?




express yourself {7:37 PM}


lol hi.
we're losing badly megan. THIS IS ADDRESSED TO MEGAN ONLY AS THE OTHERS DONT BLOG.

we feel betrayed.
hurt.
sad.
lonely.
blah.
blah.
blah.

since u ppl haf not met me in SUCH A FREAKING LONG TIME, heres one of my lectures!
lol.

errr ok. hmm. whats the topic again. ah yes. THIS BLOG ISNT OUR BLOG! THIS IS THE CLASS'S BLOGS!! [ this applies to everyone ]. NOW QUICK BLOG.

i bet everytime i ask u ppl to tag, U DONT READ MY POSTS. *sobs* this is too tragic. u dont haf a topic? blog abt the oncoming class party! like megan -_-.

lol HEY THE FULL STOP WASNT MEANT TO BE A MOLE.[sigh jan] looks good anyway. ok why do we feel compelled to keep this blog alive?
cos we noe that even though 1d's going to get split up next yr -

- dont mind me saying this. everyone knows how big 1d's range is. from 50+ to 78 (stupid angela). its quite impossible for us to stay together, but then again, NTHS IMPOSSIBLE WITH GOD!

ok so 1d's going to get split up,
but we dont want the spirit to die! u'll nvr find a class like this in ur entire life time.
-we're united agaisnt our teachers [whoops],
-we scream for each other when one of us goes on stage [well not all scream. SOME],
-we talk like we're the only human beings in the world and we've not met for a few centuries even when there are teachers arnd,
-we only stop when another teacher comes in with her face looking quite constipated.
-ok no la. when shes angry. liddat - >:[ ehh still looks quite constipated
-we were the ONLY class who had PROPER food on lunchbox day while everyone just munched little snackies.
-we didnt leave out the new girls and they blended in well. sometimes when the teachers ask me who are the new girls, i even forget =s
-we're a cool class.


-the outings we go to arnt boring like " someone's house " or " stay in the canteen and eat more boring food ". INSTEAD, we go SENTOSA and raid the water dragon thing which i think we arnt supposed to. the weather was quite bad but im sure everyone ENJOYED running in the rain. we got cuts but no one complained. we swam in the sea and i didnt know there were jellyfish and stone fishes but thank GOD that no one got hurt. OR DROWNED
-now we're going some chalet and pasir ris park. im not sure how its going to be like, but with my superb supervision, EVERYTHING WILL GO WELL. ok i hope.
-by now, most of u shld feel comfortable with each other.


rmb the video we made for u ppl? let me quote a few stuff.
" 1d... " ok forget it. i cant rmb. lol i think shannens was abt making her less shy or making her able to express better. smth like that.

just wanted u all to know that everyone of u all in 1d has created an impact on my life, and im sure to others to!

lol hth do u put pics. ok after this, im going to FORCE everyone to read it. lol. ok no. but if u read it, pls ask ur other 1d ppl to read it too so it wont go to waste! =)


YEAH 1D'06!



express yourself {4:40 PM}


BLUE!haha so anyways.CLASS PARTY!!too bad i cant go.or ill go late.maybe around 7.haha.BOO CLAUDY FORGOT THE TITLE OF A SONG I WANTED TO KNOW!!grr.haha.alibaba thought it was consuming fire cause the words consuming fire were in the song. -.- haha.WELL ITS NOT!haha.so anyways tomorrow i have training.again.boo.and then im going to stay in some chalet in pasir ris.dunno if its the same one as the class party but well.haha.im playing at the cross on the guitar now.haha.i forgot how to sing the first part so i shall go look for the song in windows media player. :D


express yourself {11:19 AM}


Wednesday, November 01, 2006

ok 1st thing) we would be going pasir ris park instead of east coast so im sorry for any inconvienience caused.

2nd thing) grace doesnt live at toapayoh. haha sry. she lives at tohyi. but she needs a lift so pls offer by tagging.

3rd thing) i havnt got any response of parents volounteering to send these poor kids. PLS ASK UR PARENTS

4th thing) sry abt the venue. as pumbaas still not vry sure [ she alr helped us book so we shant pressure her to tell us the place as shes having difficulty finding out from her dad ],

i will try to inform u all asap! pls understand



express yourself {10:32 PM}


HELLO.so i just updated this blog and changed the skin.haha cause i was bored.lalala.and i got a new tagboard cause i couldnt find the old one.it somehow disappeared -.- haha and now the blogs not screwed anymore.the tagboards cool man.its transparent.haha.so its just words and u cant see the tagboard.O.o haha.TAG TAG TAG!haha u better after all the hard work i put it for this blog.okay fine it wasnt hard and i WAS bored sooo.but who cares.just tag. :D HAHA.so yeah later theres training BOOO. ): haha.yeah well i shall eat lunch now.DONT FORGET TO TAG!! :D
<3 MEGAN [ somehow everytime i type my name it turns out like / after i post it -.- so i always have to edit it.so weird -.-]


express yourself {11:13 AM}


Thursday, June 15, 2006
ALAMAK! ai ya who cares lah. i ( NO WAIT it was M-E-G-A-N ) did it like that also last time. its quite kool lah. also VERY screwed up. but nvm lah. just make sure the tagboard can be OPENED. thx.

[wah lao now blogger so chim. must write code somemore]

anything just blame her lah
[see i nvr take credit for this somemore. hai so nice man. ]


express yourself {7:11 PM}


okok iscrewed the class blog JAN JAN JAN JAN IM DAMN SORRY!!! HELP! HELP SERIOUSLY IM FERAKING OUT!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sheil-


express yourself {4:48 PM}


Wednesday, June 07, 2006
HAHA i stole this from 1M. lol thanks!

***
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
***
There were three men in a bar.
All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking.
One man said, ''So what's new in your life?''
The other responded,
''Well I just found out my son got a promotion.
He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive.
On top of that there's someone special in his life.
He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus.''
The other man says,
''My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down.
He bought his new love a new house on the beach.''
The third man comes back from the bathroom.
He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded,
''I just found out that my son is gay.
The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach.''
***
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said,
"Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied,
"Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked,
"Mummy why is my name Rose?"
she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said,
"BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY.
"The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."
***
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.
She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb,
and asked them to fill in the rest.

Here's what the kids came up with:
1. Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the... bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
4. Never underestimate the power of... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
7. No news is... impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust... me.
12. The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
13. An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
14. Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
15. Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is... not much.
17. Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
18. None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
19. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
20. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
21. You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box
22. When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
23. There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
24. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.


This joke is NOT meant to be racist

Starting Young
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital
: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake,
and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea.
She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute,
while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers.
In the meantime,
the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said,
"Clean that up!"


express yourself {11:56 PM}


Monday, June 05, 2006

yo! one more day till class party.
somehow i dont feel very good about it
eheheh
sorry lah, but then a lot of ppl now say cannot go.
nvm lah! the less the easier to take care lor.
i think.
these are the ppl who now tell me they cannot come
[or i heard]
1) michelle wee
2) alyssa ( perhaps )
3) sheila
4) evelyn. --> heard
think positive!
ok i shall think of 10 uh comforting reasons that less ppl are coming
1) not so tiring for me to carry the shirts.. (lol doesnt really matter)
2) easier to take care. NOT THAT I AM TAKING CARE OF U PPL, but not that easy getting lost lah.
3) eh easier to take pictures?
4) not that attention grabbing?
5) AH! not many complains for me to hear!!
6) OK FORGET IT. I CANT THINK OF ANY!!
oh i forgot to tell u why i put that skirt there.
ISNT THAT THE SHORTEST SKIRT U'VE EVER SEEN??
well it is for me
if i ever think of wearing that thing
it wont even cover anything
that is madness sia
well that girl [ not from our sch ]
really appreciates this skirt
whod u think wear this skirt
HMMM
thinks.
i dont want to
itll be weird if i see anyone wearing so short
but anyway, i think megan likes it.
so well.
ok
pray for the class party!
that it doesnt rain
cos if it does
i think we just take bus to orchard and watch movie lah!
HAHAHA
ok that is so unplanned
but no one cares anyway
so enjoy!


express yourself {10:42 AM}


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Janell
chairman [if u really haf to know =/]
cross country
'07 :

Rachel
vice chairman
mg squashie
'07 :

Sheryll
treasurer $$$
'07 :

Alyssa
1d-er
tennis
geog rep
'07 :

Angela
1d-er
welfare ic
softball team
'07 :

Priscilla
1d-er
LS rep
softball team
'07 :
Evelyn
1d-er
tennis
golf
'07 :

Daphne
1d-er
infocomm
math rep
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Clarinda
1d-er
swim team
'07:

Claudia
1d-er
golf
'07 :

Gloricia
1d-er
OAC
infocomm
photography
'07 :

Grace
1d-er
bowling team
'07:

Jessica
1d-er
choir
'07 :

Joey
1d-er
eng rep
infocomm
'07 :

Pei Ru
1d-er
PE monitress
drama
'07 :

Kymberly
1d-er
bowling team
'07 :

Valerie Lim
1d-er
handbells
'07 :

Shanice
1d-er
OAC
bowling
'07 :

Yuen Min
1d-er
tennis
'07 :

Megan
1d-er
softball team
'07 :

Michelle
1d-er
dance
geog rep
'07 :

Hsi-en
1d-er
golf
'07 :

Valerie Ng
1d-er
squash
netball
AVA rep
'07 :

Amanda
1d-er
infocomm
history rep
'07 :

Gabrielle
1d-er
choir
'07 :

Sheila
1d-er
PE monitress
netball team
'07 :

Wei yu
1d-er
tennis
squash
library club
'07 :

Shannen
1d-er
AVA rep
bowling team
'07 :

Theodora
1d-er
infocomm
'07 :
Eustacia
1d-er
chinese rep
golf
'07 :

Candice
1d-er
dance
'07 :

Maria
1d-er
library club
'07 :

Yi Xuan
1d-er
squash
'07 :

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exits ;

``1demented
``derangedus
``welove1d
``dominant-1d
``dumbanddumberer
`` 1 Alyssa
`` 2 Angela
``3 Priscilla
`` 4 Evelyn
`` 5 Daphne
``6 Clarinda
``8 Grace
``9 Janell
``10 Jessica
`` 11 Joey
``12 Pei ru
`` 13 Kymberly
`` 15 Shanice
``16 Yuen min
`` 17 Megan
`` 18 Michelle
`` 19 Hsi-En
`` 20 Valerie ng
``21 Amanda
``23 Gabrielle
`` 24 Sheila
`` 26 Rachel
`` 27 Shannen
``28 Sheryll
``29 Theodora
``30 Eustacia
`` 31 Candice
``32 Maria
``33 Yi xuan
``the bimbos club
``DD4! MUST SEE!
``dragonsunited
Christian Songs


`` King of Majesty - Hillsong United
`` One Way - Hillsong United
`` All About You - Hillsong United
`` All Day - Hillsong United
`` Shout to the Lord - Hillsong
`` Majesty [Here I am] - Delirious?
`` My Redeemer Lives - Hillsong
`` Faith - Hillsong
`` I Could Sing Of Your Love Forever - Delirious?
`` Till I See You - Hillsong United
`` God Is Great - Hillsong
`` Hear Our Praises - Hillsong
`` Shout to the Lord - Hillsong
`` Tell the World - Hillsong United
`` More than Life - Hillsong United
`` Let Everything That Has Breath - Singer unknown
`` Tell The World - Hillsong United
`` Everything That Has Breath (Praise Him) - Hillsong
`` Shout To The Lord - Hillsong
`` Consuming Fire - Tim Hughes
`` History Maker - Delirious?

Other Songs


`` (Graduation) Friends Forever - Vitamin C
`` Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney
`` Stickwitu - The Pussycat Dolls
`` Behind This Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
`` Jesus Take The Wheel - Carrie Underwood
`` Where Is The Love? - Black-Eyed Peas
`` Because Of You - Kelly Clarkson
`` Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson
`` The Tiki Room - Hilary Duff
`` Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows
`` Hakuna Matata - Disney
`` My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne
``
A Moment Like This - Kelly Clarkson
`` You Thought Wrong - Kelly Clarkson

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